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The Princess was amazed to discover the Bat Cave was full of bats. There were Cricket bats, Ping-pong bats, Baseball bats, and even a few Wombats from Down Under.

Not in the least concerned, though...she didn't bat an eyelid.

Gusto [he's my Italian escape-artist friend] and I had a look over the fence, hoping not to see any sign of fire. All we saw was a couple of wet dogs, running away.

Now, back to Bob's floor mat...

No trouble, jack. It means "Place of many crows, Place of many crows" in Stereo-Type.

Back at the Panto...I have thrown a bucket of water [with great gusto] over the back fence. Did it hit the mark

Haven't heard that yet, jack...then again the Coventry Anti-Climax hasn't been started yet.

Bob, I decided not to whip over with a bucket of water...didn't want you to feel 'put out'.

Fairy nuff, but we won't see any snow here for 6 months or so.

Not sure what my altitude [about 2300 ft] has to do with it...suppose it involves snow

Must rest my typing finger now. I really must try to learn 'stereo-typing' [with 2 fingers].

jack bellinger wrote:Whats all this got to do with coconuts??

That Greg has probably gone to Oz cos hes a Bounty hunter

(there,s more)

Please keep up with terminology up-dates, jack.

Mary, no "stereotyping" from me...just one finger.

Not going near Bob's "Cockney Rhyming Slang" competition, in case I win.

Meg Grackie

That's easy for you to say, Bob. It's not widely know, but "Wagga Wagga" is an Aboriginal place name - it means "Place of many crows, Place of many crows". Back at the Unfair Ground Donnie Lonegan swallowed his chewing gum in fright, when his muvver caught him standing in a row. ...

Isn't it a bit late for me to join the show, Mary ? What part could I play ?

They say I was Aladin me day...or what about Genie with the light brown [grey] hair ? Wouldn't want to rub Bob up the wrong way though.

Keep this up, please...it has cheered me up no end.

Give it a twist, 'n' a flick of the wrist...

Son, David, has not been able to do much on the Doretti since his heart attack a while back. Should be back onto the DHC soon, when I'Morganized. Hope that's not too hard to Swallow, Bob. Here's me thinking 'Rugby' was an early American motor car. I now realise it's about men fighting over a [fairly...

Poor old Morgan has made way for my son's Swallow Doretti...temporarily.
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What is "Rugby"?

"Nobody Knows"...Although you may not be able to see it, I'm holding up a picture of an elephant.

Thith is becoming tenth.

Was he cut out for that sort of work ?