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Miss Lindy, I had rather hoped that, following the unwarranted intrusion into our personal affair, and the dubious interpretation placed upon it by certain 'people' we would have been able to continue on a more intimate fashion at the BDC. However, I have had an idea that may be of interest. It conc...

What were you doing down at Brands, Chris?

John and Yoko?

Mary I think we need to discuss our revenge for that remark.

Hello Mary, It has been nice flirting with you over the ether. Yes, I should be at BDC as it is one of 'must-not-miss' meetings of the year. In fact it was this meeting two years ago where my involvement with the Morgan Brigade first started, and you can thank (or blame) John Clarke for that. I see ...

OK Jack, As I have been unable to get rid of number 1 after 47 years, and you are on your second, I guess between us we just lack the necessary expertise. I will have to get over this hopeless infatuation, but at least the admission that the Essex Gal likes Black magic AND flowers shows there is a f...

Mr. Bellinger, Jack, I had been considering turning to you for advice on how to please the Lady in question,as you appear to have some previous experience, - well perhaps that is not the right phrase, shall we say knowledge of, er ..... well ... maybe .... had encountered before? All my efforts to d...

Peter,
Thank you for your advice, I will never name drop again.

What a coincidence you mention old Phil, I missed him off ......... Sorry!

Would it be alright to mention I have met Chris Acklam?

Bob S.O.F.

Mary, I notice you (fairly) graciously yielded the last word to Jack B in a previous post, and I feel that I can do no less with you. Especially as I think it wise never to bandy words with a binge drinking woman driver. Lots of love, Uncle Bob. PS; It is possible you don't have a femine side, maybe...

Tim, I concur on your point about on 'off track' section, which I had intended to suggest to Chris, with due regard to time, money, effort required to set it up. Having started the 'Silly Section' as a joke the number of posts and their content does underline the amount of general chat, anecdotes, s...

This section is coming along very nicely, clearly demonstrating the need for a permanent home for the gormless witterings of people like myself. CA take note. Mary; Many thanks for your support it is much appreciated and I would like to reciprocate by backing your bid for the position of Agony Aunt....

Pray tell Mary, what prompted you to visit the 'Silly Section'? Are you one of 'more sane'? Andrewp; I would think that you have definitely set yourself up for the position of immoderator for the new category! Mr Acklam; It takes one to know one!! Some may have wondered why, on an early post, I had ...

Despite my Trojan efforts to raise the literary standards of this forum, we continue to see a great many posts that can only be described as 'silly'. At my great age and with so much experience of the world and it's ways I thought I had seen and heard every kind of weirdo there was, but THEN I stumb...

Mr Seebear,
Re your christian name?
Frankly I don't beleaf you.

Bawb.

Andrew, You know which one I mean. Your previous message was complete gobbledegook I'm afraid, you see I only report on motorsport and leave the games involving the use of a ball to lesser men. I must confess that I do not even know which end of the football you hit with a stick. Anyway Finney? Are ...

Chris,
Did you hear that his local football club have appointed Andrewp as their new coach?

They are going to take all his teeth out and put in 54 seats! BOOM< BOOM!!

What's left are, Mark.