PANTO--Snow White and the 7 pilotes

[Mary Lindsay]

"Barry lent it to the Poison Dwarf once when she broke her gearlever at Mallory - it really is magic because she couldn't break that one and her spells are really strong...."

[jack bellinger]

Wether its a Wand Or a Moss Box Gear Lever .. It wont work properly!!

what out for them spells cos when it comes to the Crunch ...

Syn Crow

[Mary Lindsay]

The Poison Dwarf, wearing her helmet, smiled sweetly and said: "Sorry I can't hear anything with this on, but the wand is great for stirring up the scrap metal in my gearbox...."

[Barry Sumner]

At which point white hot metal sparks appeared in front of Poison Dwarf with the smile being replaced by a scowl

Fold

[Leigh Sebba]

Yes – some of you getting a bit lax with your ‘folds’

May I remind you this is ‘consequences’

Sorry – my computer doesn’t allow any spells – as I’ve got a spell checker



(Made that one up myself)

[Mary Lindsay]

Sorry – my computer doesn’t allow any spells – as I’ve got a spell checker

Leigh, I think you will find that the spellchecker only establishes the validity of a spell it doesn't prevent you from casting one.

At which point white hot metal sparks appeared in front of Poison Dwarf with the smile being replaced by a scowl

Leigh, this could be taken to be a direct consequence of the Poison Dwarf stirring up the scrap metal in the gearbox with the magic wand/gearlever

...and now to continue
The Poison Dwarf looked up into the sky to see the Wizard Lindsay soaring overhead on his Evans VP1 magic carpet and throwing handfuls of white hot metal at her.....

[Barry Sumner]

Hurdling out from behind the sun came wizard Bellringer, on his lightening blue 4/4 broom to protect his friend Poison Dwarf. Throwing shards of ice king pins at the dastardly Wizard Lindsay.
Show White sheltering behind a toadstool gazed skywards she had never seen anything like this before in the woods, what will happen next she thought - -

[Mary Lindsay]

Her unspoken question was answered all too soon.

Wizard Bellringer misjudged his braking point, locked his brakes and, his eyes as wide as saucers , skidded towards the Poison Dwarf who was unaware of the approaching danger (she couldn't hear the noise as she was still wearing her helmet). She was busy sorting through the king pins to see if any of them were worth salvaging for the rebuild.

Snow White was immobilised with fear..........

[Barry Sumner]

Then went to sleep

[jack bellinger]

Wide awake but multi tasking ( eat your heart out girlies !!!)

[peter rafter]

"Wide awake but multi tasking"

Aha!!! multi tasking--difficult enough.... but wide awake..... respect

a barbed compliment indeed.... often used in a perjorative sense ( couldn't walk and chew gum at the same time... if wimmin are so good at it (multi tasking) why cant they do sex and a headache?.. men in certain households are renowned for it (multitasking)...e.g. sitting on the throne and reading the newspaper.. ...

back to the plot

mirror mirror on the wall, who is the fairest pilote of all?????
its........

[Mary Lindsay]

When Snow White woke up she realised that it had all gone very quiet. She peeped out from behind the toadstool and saw only many sets of tyre tracks and assorted trails of oil staining the pure white snow.

Just the plaintive sound of dwarf Dafter Rafter's voice asking about them all going to the fair could be heard faintly in the distance.

"Where have they all gone?" she asked of no one in particular for Gobby Bobby, the Poison Dwarf, Wizard Lindsay, Wizard Bellringer and Beery Summer had all disappeared. "How can they expect a panto to happen if they all desert the scene ???????"

[jack bellinger]

Its Snowing ... everything always stops when it snows !!

S.noman

[Mary Lindsay]

I didn't expect you to wimp out Jack!
Kenny Stopme

[Mary Lindsay]

Bobby, we now you're out there somewhere - why so shy all of a sudden?
Heidi U.R. Lightunderabushel