Chritmas Crackers

[Bob Bull]

Due to Mrs Bob's injury there was no cracker pulling in the Bull household this year with a resultant lack of awful jokes.
In order to introduce some life into this virtually moribund site, would anyone care to share their own particular 'worst cracker jokes' with us?

While not a cracker joke this one made our Parish Priest laugh last night;

A Chinaman applied for a job on a building site, but the foreman seeing his small frame said, "You would be no good with a pick and shovel, I'll put you in charge of supplies." So off to the store he went. Midway through the morning the foreman decided to check on the him, but when he went into the hut there was no sign of the Chinaman. "Where has the blighter got to?" He wondered when suddenly the Chink jumped out from behind the door and shouted; "Supplies! Supplies!"

Do try and do better.

[Leigh Sebba]

How did the cheese paint his wife ?

He Double Gloucester

From a rainy Alps

[Greg Mackie]

Q. What's E T short for ?

A. Because his legs aren't very long.

[Bob Bull]

Are Morgan drivers to proud to pull crackers, or too shy to repeat the jokes?

Thank you Leigh )and that Aussie bloke)

[Mary Lindsay]

Sorry Bob, the Morgan lot seem to have gone into hibernation or is it apathy?
Anyway here are some for your collection:

Q: What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
A: Claustrophobia!

Q: What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party?
A: Freeze a jolly good fellow

Q: Why does Santa have three gardens?
A: So he can 'ho ho ho'!

[jack bellinger]

Why did the Aussie Cricket Team ask the Bobsliegh Team for advice..............

They wanted to know how to go downhill Quickly !!!!!!!!!!!

[Leigh Sebba]

Why did the rubber chicken cross the road ?

To stretch his legs

Masses of snow now

[Greg Mackie]

Why did the Aussie Cricket Team ask the Bobsliegh Team for advice..............

They wanted to know how to go downhill Quickly !!!!!!!!!!!

The West Indies Bobsleigh Team ?

[Greg Mackie]

Why did the rubber chicken cross the road ?

To stretch his legs

Masses of snow now

Serves you right.

[Bob Bull]

How many Morgan drivers does it take to change a lightbulb?

One +four.


Why does it take six women with PMT to change a lightbulb?

It just does ALRIGHT!!!!!

[Mary Lindsay]

Be careful Bob….. [-X

[Greg Mackie]

If you asked a Bull to change a lightbulb, would he charge ?

If he did...would it be a Bob ?

Hope I haven't given you a bum-steer.

[Bob Bull]

Be careful Bob….. [-X

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[Bob Bull]

What did the kanga rue?

Probably being Australian!

[jack bellinger]

What do you call an out of control Photographer ???


A loose Canon


What do you call a Sleeping Bull ????



Bull Dozer