Another Year

[Bob Bull]

Wake up! Wake up!

2012 is here.

Hurrah!


Well, someone has to start the new year off .................!

[jack bellinger]

Once upon a time.............

[Katy Thompson]

..........silence descended upon the world and tumble weed blew through the forum.........

[Bob Bull]

tumble weed blew through the forum.........

....out on the prairie a lone coyote started to howl, as a band of rough looking men mounted on stout Morgan horses, headed for the little town of Lews Tork and the nearest saloon ....................................

[Mary Lindsay]

and when they arrived they found that the lunch arranged for them had been cancelled because the pub had blown away.

"Aw shucks," said Cowboy Bellinger "let's all find another pub and have a game of Formula One."
"Now jest you remember, Jack" said Sally, his long-suffering pardner "it's only a game so don't y'all be too competitive now"

[Bob Bull]

.............. when into town rode that far right German gunslinger Hayrick Beerhouse, a man who never wore a shirt, and had a reputation as the
"Fascist Gun in The Vest" *

"Ve haf vays of making you valk" He cried, and shot all of the horses.

Black Jack was distraught a the loss of poor Sal the Nag, and wept bitter tears, so much ale had he drunk.








*(with apologies to Round the Horne)

[jack bellinger]

Mr Bull...... Who do you think you are calling me ... Sal the Nag


sally

[jack bellinger]

.......CHINA SHOP........... Ever been in one Bob

[Bob Bull]

Sorry Jack, I did not realise YOU are the only one allowed to insult 'er indoors.

Take my advice, mate. keep her in the kitchen in future.

[Mary Lindsay]

Brave words indeed Mr. Bull, but I am not sure you comprehend the precarious position into which you have now manoeuvred yourself....

[Bob Bull]

I faced worse than that ..........................................! Yeah! Right!