What is this .... a Dodgy Necklace?

[Bob Bull]

Jack,
Have you not realised by now that I am not a 'real' anything?

Cockney, reporter, correspondent, tennis player, deerstalker, griddle chef, photographer! You name it and I'm not it.

Where, by the way, is DONNINGTON, and do they hold Grand Prixs there?

Bob

To the rest of the forum members; I expect you have all come the the conclusion that there are three people who are not very busy at the moment, judging by the number of posts they have made this week.

[Mary Lindsay]

To the rest of the forum members; I expect you have all come the the conclusion that there are three people who are not very busy at the moment, judging by the number of posts they have made this week.

Far from it Bob, it simply demonstrates our commitment to the Morgan cause and tennis rackets.

[jack bellinger]

commited we should be
.
jack

[Bob Bull]

I quite enjoyed watching the rugby this afternoon, that was after I had walked down to the library and chosen three books, thrillers they were.
I had a bowl of tomato soup for lunch with a cheese and tomato sandwich, Mrs. B went out with our daughter Leanne this morning to Crews Hill near Enfield.

Judy (that's Mrs. B) and I tried our hand at the Daily Telegraph general knowledge crossword this evening, does anybody know much about Kings of Athens?

Earlier our friendly fox came round and we fed him some Schmacos and an egg, he likes an egg you know, also some ham left over form lunch yesterday.

Judy is baking some sprinkle cakes at the moment as our grandson, Harvey, is coming tomorrow, and he loves his nanny's cakes.
It did not rain today so the washing got a good blow.

Well I let you get on now so
Goodnight All.

Mr Bob.

[Mary Lindsay]

our friendly fox came round and we fed him some Schmacos and an egg

Does he like his egg boiled or scrambled?
By the way Bob, I think you will find it is spelt Schmackos, not that I would want to be pedantic

[Bob Bull]

not that I would want to be pedantic

Why on Earth not, Mary? You usually are.

Anyway Schmuckos, Schmackos the fox did not complain. He likes the egg raw and beaten, in a dish. Actually he/she is very friendly and will take food from your hand.

Mary, I notice that you are a member of Class D, in my school the lowest was Form C, but then you do come from Essex.

Do you use those cosmetics constantly advertised on TV? You know the one's "Because Imworth it."

Remember, as Shakespeare said " A rose by any other name, would be as prickly"

For the more pedantic I should point out I am referring to Horace Shakespeare. You know, the one who married Gladys Entwhisle.


Enjoy your day,

Bob.


I wonder if I am in the right forum?

[Mary Lindsay]

I wonder if I am in the right forum?

Surely you can't be lost?

[Bob Bull]

Surely you can't be lost?

Yes! Along with everyone else it seems.