Dodgy, Dubious, Disgusting, Depraved and Decidedly Dangerous
Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 4:25 pm
Apologies to Tim Hill for hi-jacking his latest attempt to arouse enthusiasm amongst the terminally idle and disinterested, but I thought with the Panto defunct it might be better to move to a fresh spot and avoid any left over ill will from posts on the Jack and the Bobstalk site.
"Ladies and Gentlemen. Fresh from her sellout performance at the SpeedMog Drivers Dinner, and with the full blessing of Derbyshire County Council, Perverts at their Peak present the one and only Miss Veronica Squeeze and her Snake - Bertie the Boa."
Over to the Speedmoggers to explain this one ..........
Tim,
You know me, always willing to leap in where common sense fears to tread, but on this occasion I do not feel in the least bit qualified to contribute to this subject. Alright! I acknowledge that such sensitivity has not been apparent during my short sojourn on BHP in the past, however, from the content of your introduction I foresee much scandal and opprobrium looming, and prior to becoming involved I must stand back and see how the land lies.
Do not fear, I am convinced that serial posters such as Mary and Jack will soon have set the cat amongst the pigeons, so to speak, and with a bit of luck flush out a few more of those sure to be exposed in whatever this is all about!
I shall watch this space avidly.
Bob.
PS; I suggest that you keep in mind my advice about a good solicitor, well as soon as he has completed his imminent nuptials. (See Plus 4 Morgans)
"Ladies and Gentlemen. Fresh from her sellout performance at the SpeedMog Drivers Dinner, and with the full blessing of Derbyshire County Council, Perverts at their Peak present the one and only Miss Veronica Squeeze and her Snake - Bertie the Boa."
Over to the Speedmoggers to explain this one ..........
Tim,
You know me, always willing to leap in where common sense fears to tread, but on this occasion I do not feel in the least bit qualified to contribute to this subject. Alright! I acknowledge that such sensitivity has not been apparent during my short sojourn on BHP in the past, however, from the content of your introduction I foresee much scandal and opprobrium looming, and prior to becoming involved I must stand back and see how the land lies.
Do not fear, I am convinced that serial posters such as Mary and Jack will soon have set the cat amongst the pigeons, so to speak, and with a bit of luck flush out a few more of those sure to be exposed in whatever this is all about!
I shall watch this space avidly.
Bob.
PS; I suggest that you keep in mind my advice about a good solicitor, well as soon as he has completed his imminent nuptials. (See Plus 4 Morgans)