2011 Christmas Lunch +4 Version

[Bob Bull]

Just a brief reminder to the organisers that you need to start work on the annual Plus Four Bean Feast.

[Bob Bull]

I thought this an appropriate joke to post on this site:

A group of 40 years old Plus 4 drivers discuss and discuss where they should meet for Christmas dinner.
Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the Leathern Bottle restaurant because the waitress's there have low cut blouses and nice breasts.

10 years later, at 50 years of age, the group meets again and once
again they discuss and discuss where they should meet. Finally it is
agreed upon that they should meet at the Leathern Bottle because the food there is very good and the wine selection is good also.

10 years later at 60 years of age, the group meets again and once
again they discuss and discuss where they should meet. Finally it is
agreed upon that they should meet at the Leathern Bottle because
they can eat there in peace and quiet and the restaurant is smoke
free.

10 years later, at 70 years of age, the group meets again and once
again they discuss and discuss where they should meet. Finally it is
agreed upon that they should meet at the Leathern Bottle because
the restaurant is wheel chair accessible and they even have an
elevator.

10 years later, at 80 years of age, the group meets again and once
again they discuss and discuss where they should meet. Finally it is
agreed upon that they should meet at the Leathern Bottle because
they have never been there before.


Get crackin' Mark!

[peter rafter]

responding to your own posting, Bob.
isnt that a bit like talking to oneself?
Surely thats the first sign of.......

nexr year I promise not to mock the afflicted.

[Bob Bull]

Surely thats the first sign of.......

who said that ....................?

[Mark Shears]

Very good Bob!

I better start thinking about the Christmas lunch whilst I can still remember why!

Thank you for the disc - fantastic.

See you at BDC Silverstone and settle up then.

Cheers

Mark

[Philip Tisdall]

Bob,
This might help you in your quest to keep up with things.
The Kids all have their little SIM codes.... like BFF, WTF, LOL etc. So here are some codes for the elder members of this forum.
Texting for Seniors.
ATD :- At The Doctor’s
ABFF :- At Best Friends Funeral
BTW :- Bring The Wheelchair (useful on the larger circuits like Silverstone)
FWIW :- Forgot Where I Was ( good for the likes of Le Mans and Spa)
GGPBL :- Gotta Go Pacemaker Battery Low
GHA :- Got Heart Burn Again
HGBM :- Had A Good Bowel Movement
IMHO :- Is My Hearing-aid On ( my children use another version of this IYHO Y=your)
TTYL :- Talk to You Louder ( " " " " IWTTYL (I Will TTYL)
WAITT :- Who Am I Talking To (Bob, you might find this one particluary useful)
GGLKI :- Gotta Go Laxative Kicking In ( really needs to be used in conjunction with HGBM)

[TonyLees]

Phil:
TFYHAS-W
Cheers, Tony

[Philip Tisdall]

Tony
Did not do much just offered helpful (or un helpful depending on how you take it) comments. Nice to see you getting a run up the hill
Comment relevant as long as I deciphered it correctly

[Bob Bull]

Phillip,
Kids these days think they invented everything from tex to sex.

Anyone old enough to remember WW2 will be familiar with SWALK, BURMA and TTFN, which between them cover both of the aforementioned subjects.

I will stick to good old fashioned English!

TTFN,

Bob

[Bob Bull]

Phillip,
A few more texties for your lexicon, gleaned from teen age texters.

MMIHDC My Morgan is hors de combat.

INATCT; I need a tighter crutch strap.

WITTES; Where is the three eigths spanner.

OBHCB; Oh bugger here comes Bob.

MCISTY; My car is shinier than yours.