Treasure Island Alternative Version.

[Bob Bull]

The main characters in this entertainment;

Long Johns Bollinger, a hairy chested old salt, with parrot on his shoulder.

Jim Jams 'awkins. Fresh faced, precocious little brat.

Izzy Handrail. Nasty pirate with scar.

Sqeer Tree-Lawn. Posh voiced nob and Magistrate.

Doctor Calvin; Surgeon and part time lap dancer.

Cap'n Smellit; Hoary old sea dog, ex-naval type so watch out behind.

Bin and gon; Cheese eating castaway, knows where the bodies are buried.

Captain Skint; Long dead buccaneer and metal detector enthusiast.

Hispanole!; Ship shape and Bristol fashion gallon with four star accomodation. Purchased for £1.39.9 at Tascos.

Auditions will be held soon to allocate parts, apply early as there is bound to be a rush of applicants.

Note; In order to be PC we may have to introduce a few foreigners, females, and bent characters to avoid problems with any Public Busybody.

[jack bellinger]

Treasure Island .. Thats not fair... Im Going to miss it all !!!


Blind Pew

[Mary Lindsay]

Pew - you'll just have to keep your ears open and get yourself a guide dog that can swim!

[jack bellinger]

I have a feeling somebody,s talking about me

this is probably the right time .... For an " EYE EYE cptan

blind pew

[Bob Bull]

Mary,
I have often wondered about Jack's navigation in the SS War, now I understand his somewhat erratic progress.

Ahoy! Shipmate.

Bosun Bob.

PS; Should we decide on a launch date for the venture, we do not want to set off on our voyage too early.

[jack bellinger]

Im still trying to find the way to the Inn !! "AAHAAR" "AAHAAR" AHAARFAPINTARUM

blind pew and a stutter

[jack bellinger]

PS; Should we decide on a launch date for the venture, we do not want to set off on our voyage too early.

Sunk with all hands on deck !!

GLUG GLUG

[Bob Bull]

PS; Should we decide on a launch date for the venture, we do not want to set off on our voyage too early.

Sunk with all hands on deck !!

GLUG GLUG

What happened to the parrot?

[TonyLees]

What happened to the parrot?

That would be the one resting on a perch with his friend... "can you smell fish?"

[Bob Bull]

What happened to the parrot?

That would be the one resting on a perch with his friend... "can you smell fish?"

Not for the first time on this forum, Tony, you have lost me!

[jack bellinger]

It must have gone straight over our heads !!

[TonyLees]

PERCH?
ha ha

[Mark Shears]

Don't carp on about it Tony...!

[jack bellinger]

Made Mullets out of us..
.... Pollocks!!

[john bevan]

Bob- I think you started reading in the wrong plaice. I do hope this thread doesn't give you a bad haddock.