Treasure Island Alternative Version.

[peter rafter]

Jack,
, we MEN should always protect the weaker sex, Bob.

Whö said they are the weaker sex? have you tried getting the duvet from their iron grip in the middle of the night?

Mary that remark about multi -tasking was below the belt: Does not sitting on the porcelain throne and reading the tabloid count as multi- tasking?

[Mary Lindsay]

Peter, maybe Bob didn't mean that women are the weaker sex.
Also, the answer to your second question is: No!

[JERRY KNIGHT]

Has somebody got a tennis racket for sale then Mary ?

[Mary Lindsay]

Funny you should ask that question Jerry, I do know of one person who seems to have cornered the market in obsolete tennis rackets.
Why, do you need one or are you conducting market research?

[JERRY KNIGHT]

I waa let down quite badly a few years ago by somebody who said they were selling a racket and when the deal was nearly complete they backed out . I would hate to see somebody else fall into the same trap of this unscroupulous bounder.

[Bob Bull]

Jerry, it appears to be Mary making most of the racket at the moment, but then she is a woman.

Anyway, surely no Morgan driver would play such an effete games as tennis, but I suppose MG/Jaguar drivers might.

[Bob Bull]

Can we now sound the 'Last Post' over this farrago of intellectual hogwash?

[Tim Hill]

Hoorah

Well Bob, we managed to stretch it out to 203 posts this year......

Happy New Year to you all

Tim

[Mary Lindsay]

Bob, you started the

farrago of intellectual hogwash

so don't blame us for humouring you!

That's 204 posts now......

[john bevan]

Bob don't you mean a "CARPaccio of FINtellectual hogwash?"

[Bob Bull]

John 'Scaly' Bevan

Occupation; Fishmonger
Married to; A Mermaid
Favourite film; A Fish Called Wanda.
Favourite car; Codillac.
Favourite Sport; Fishing.
Favourite song; Gone Fishing.
Favourite food; Fish and chips - without chips.
Favourite drink; Cod Liver Oil Shandy
Favourite Holiday Destination; Finland.
Most Respected Person; Captain Birdseye.
Place of Birth; Fishpool.
Favourite Pub; Fisherman's Arms.
Favourite Radio Commentator; Barry Gill.
Star Sign; Pisces.


I might have missed a few things so feel free to add to the list.

BB

[Bob Bull]

Bob, you started the

farrago of intellectual hogwash

so don't blame us for humouring you!

That's 204 posts now......

................. she shouted from the kitchen.

[Mary Lindsay]

Oh dear!
It's time for your medication again Mr. Bull.

[Bob Bull]

I ask once again; can the sun finally sink into the West, along with the all of the good ships that participated in this literarary masterpeice?

Bob The Janitor.

[Mary Lindsay]

We all thought it had until you revived it!
Oh, and not that I want to be pedantic or anything, but it's literary......