Christmas Caption Competition

Bob Bull · Post by **Bob Bull** » Tue Dec 13, 2011 4:40 pm

Any suggestions for what is being said here?

Both parties have given their consent for this picture to used for a competition.

john bevan · Post by **john bevan** » Tue Dec 13, 2011 6:43 pm

"So if you're wearing that racesuit what is Phil wearing?"

martin watson · Post by **martin watson** » Tue Dec 13, 2011 7:05 pm

"i won't tell you again play nice with the boys"

TonyLees · Post by **TonyLees** » Tue Dec 13, 2011 7:06 pm

the ayes have it

jack bellinger · Post by **jack bellinger** » Wed Dec 14, 2011 7:35 am

Where,s his right hand ????

Leigh Sebba · Post by **Leigh Sebba** » Wed Dec 14, 2011 9:39 am

I warn you that I once won a caption comp by putting in 10 entries – so here goes

He says -

You may have TWO VIP passes but I’ve got the GREEN ‘access all areas’ wristband – so yah boo !

OR

You didn’t see that Roadster in your wing mirror ? I’ll just check your peripheral vision. Can you still see my finger ?

OR

Ladies toilets in the new F1 pits ? Ha ha you must be joking. You need to go through that gate, walk 400 yards, then there’s a portaloo on the right.

OR

I’ve told you before – keep your sunglasses over your eyes or your eyeballs WILL pop out

She thinks / says

Good god. – winning the class is nothing if I’ve really smudged my eye liner

OR

Oh dear. I did cut him up. Time for a quick getaway. Superwoman suit is on. Left arm is raised – and away we fly……

OR (in more dubious taste and with apologies to her ladyship, to Max, and the late N of W and all of their lawyers - this is of course merely a totally fictitious 'joke')

Just auditioning for Max’s next party

(Note for pedants – the last two fail as the wrong arm is raised !)

Andrew Potter · Post by **Andrew Potter** » Wed Dec 14, 2011 12:06 pm

Holding my left foot like this to stretch my tendons is one thing, but you've just asked me if I can touch my nose with my big toe, Richard.............

Jim Mountain · Post by **Jim Mountain** » Wed Dec 14, 2011 12:35 pm

"your going to put that finger WHERE!"

Chris Acklam · Post by **Chris Acklam** » Wed Dec 14, 2011 1:00 pm

" ... a bit more blusher here would help but, girlfriend, where's your lippy?"

peter rafter · Post by **peter rafter** » Fri Dec 16, 2011 8:28 pm

Richard!! That is not a Higgs Bosun. Its more like a Higgs Bogey!!!

john bevan · Post by **john bevan** » Fri Dec 16, 2011 9:44 pm

"Did you stand on my helmet?"

Barry Sumner · Post by **Barry Sumner** » Sat Dec 17, 2011 9:35 am

Caught you - the tell tale on the rev counter tells me you over reved it !!!

Mary Lindsay · Post by **Mary Lindsay** » Sat Dec 17, 2011 5:39 pm

Caught you - the tell tale on the rev counter tells me you over reved it !!!

There speaks a man who knows about these things (especially in 2CVs)

Bob Bull · Post by **Bob Bull** » Sun Dec 18, 2011 10:09 am

Mary Lindsay wrote:
Caught you - the tell tale on the rev counter tells me you over reved it !!!
There speaks a man who knows about these things (especially in 2CVs)

Now! Now! Mary, just because you can't think of a whitty caption yourself there is no need to criticise others.

Barry Sumner · Post by **Barry Sumner** » Sun Dec 18, 2011 7:24 pm

Drive it carefully – I have arranged for you to drive Keiths class A car in your session!

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