Christmas Caption Competition

[Andrew Potter]

Philip's just told me that he's entered you for the Cresta Run this year.

[tim harrison]

yes now remember that at the end of the straight bit you have to turn right

[Mary Lindsay]

The redoubtable Mr.Bull has asked me to choose a winner from the interesting variety of captions submitted for the photograph.

I have decided that Leigh's offering is the winning caption :

Ladies toilets in the new F1 pits ? Ha ha you must be joking. You need to go through that gate, walk 400 yards, then there’s a portaloo on the right.

Bob has said that he will: "sort out a suitable prize." So prepare yourself for whatever that means Leigh!

[Bob Bull]

Many thank's Mary for relieving me of the onerous task of choosing a winner, it seems that the 'Sebba Theory of Winning Competitons', ie multiple entries holds good. Congratulations Leigh a magnificent photo of you in action will be presented on a suitable occasion.

I would like to thank both of the parties exant in the photo and all of the entrants, whose whitty and apposite captions proved omce again that humour is in short supply on BHP.

Bob The Organiser.

[Leigh Sebba]

Thank you I am honoured – and suspecting that Mary would be the judge I thought an entry referring to the sparsity of ladies toilets would be a winner (although I admit I have never been into the new S’stone pits and certainly not looked for a ladies toilet there).

I shall start work on my acceptance speech. Unfortunately I cant make it to the F1 podium on British GP day (as clashes with Le Mans Classic) so perhaps instead the Techniques podium at BDC ?

I am a little concerned about any link between my caption re toilets, Mary’s reference to a ‘suitable prize’, and Bob’s reference to a photo of ‘me in action’.

Best wishes from (modest) Leigh

[Bob Bull]

Leigh.
Mary and I thought it best to announce the news before it leaked out at some inconvenient moment. As we have no picture of you in action, it will have to be one of you racing a Morgan in lieu. (That is in lieu of Leigh in loo.)

[john bevan]

Bob- are you saying this is Leigh's Waterloo?

[Tim Hill]

Bob,

You do have an image of Leigh in action. It was back in your "pink shirt" era.......



Darn - I can't get the image to show. Those photos of Leigh getting changed at Assen (?)

Maybe you could just use this one instead
https://picasaweb.google.com/1156259373 ... 2633655378

Cheers

Tim

[Mary Lindsay]

Those photos of Leigh getting changed at Assen (?)

Do you mean this one? It was at Zandvoort.


Almost worth another caption competition........

[Bob Bull]

Good Idea Mary, how about?

"You are consenting aren't you?




Any prizes on offer? (That is not a second entry)