Christmas Caption Competition
Christmas Caption Competition
Any suggestions for what is being said here?
Both parties have given their consent for this picture to used for a competition.
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Re: Christmas Caption Competition
"So if you're wearing that racesuit what is Phil wearing?"
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"i won't tell you again play nice with the boys"
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the ayes have it
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Where,s his right hand ????
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I warn you that I once won a caption comp by putting in 10 entries – so here goes
He says -
You may have TWO VIP passes but I’ve got the GREEN ‘access all areas’ wristband – so yah boo !
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You didn’t see that Roadster in your wing mirror ? I’ll just check your peripheral vision. Can you still see my finger ?
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Ladies toilets in the new F1 pits ? Ha ha you must be joking. You need to go through that gate, walk 400 yards, then there’s a portaloo on the right.
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I’ve told you before – keep your sunglasses over your eyes or your eyeballs WILL pop out
She thinks / says
Good god. – winning the class is nothing if I’ve really smudged my eye liner
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Oh dear. I did cut him up. Time for a quick getaway. Superwoman suit is on. Left arm is raised – and away we fly……
OR (in more dubious taste and with apologies to her ladyship, to Max, and the late N of W and all of their lawyers - this is of course merely a totally fictitious 'joke')
Just auditioning for Max’s next party
(Note for pedants – the last two fail as the wrong arm is raised !)
He says -
You may have TWO VIP passes but I’ve got the GREEN ‘access all areas’ wristband – so yah boo !
OR
You didn’t see that Roadster in your wing mirror ? I’ll just check your peripheral vision. Can you still see my finger ?
OR
Ladies toilets in the new F1 pits ? Ha ha you must be joking. You need to go through that gate, walk 400 yards, then there’s a portaloo on the right.
OR
I’ve told you before – keep your sunglasses over your eyes or your eyeballs WILL pop out
She thinks / says
Good god. – winning the class is nothing if I’ve really smudged my eye liner
OR
Oh dear. I did cut him up. Time for a quick getaway. Superwoman suit is on. Left arm is raised – and away we fly……
OR (in more dubious taste and with apologies to her ladyship, to Max, and the late N of W and all of their lawyers - this is of course merely a totally fictitious 'joke')
Just auditioning for Max’s next party
(Note for pedants – the last two fail as the wrong arm is raised !)
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Re: Christmas Caption Competition
Holding my left foot like this to stretch my tendons is one thing, but you've just asked me if I can touch my nose with my big toe, Richard.............
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Christmas Caption Competition
"your going to put that finger WHERE!"
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" ... a bit more blusher here would help but, girlfriend, where's your lippy?"
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Richard!! That is not a Higgs Bosun. Its more like a Higgs Bogey!!!
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"Did you stand on my helmet?"
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Caught you - the tell tale on the rev counter tells me you over reved it !!!
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There speaks a man who knows about these things (especially in 2CVs)Caught you - the tell tale on the rev counter tells me you over reved it !!!
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Now! Now! Mary, just because you can't think of a whitty caption yourself there is no need to criticise others.Mary Lindsay wrote:There speaks a man who knows about these things (especially in 2CVs)Caught you - the tell tale on the rev counter tells me you over reved it !!!
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Drive it carefully – I have arranged for you to drive Keiths class A car in your session!