2012 Christmas Pantomime

[jack bellinger]

What about Miss Muffit for you final moments .... (You missed her out)

[Bob Bull]

What about Miss Muffit for you final moments .... (You missed her out)

Jack old friend, I have no use for a woman who spends all her time sitting on her tuffet.

[Mary Lindsay]

Dickon arrived in Barnet, thanks to the timely assistance of Archbishop Bellringer who had contrived to condemn Lord Bullox to a fate of repairing bicycles and tennis rackets until the end of his 300 year community service order.

Bullox hastened toward Lunnun on one of the repaired steeds, hotly pursued by Lord Bevan of Glowcestererershieer.
Lord Bevan came across a local yokel and asked him if he had seen the errant Bullox. "Naw zor," quoth the rustic peasant" but there be a man down the bottom of yonder hill wot zeems to be repairring umberellers..."


"See here lad," said the kindly Archbishop to Dickon, "you catch the tube from Barnet and in no time you'll be in central Lunnun where your cat will direct you to the gold paved streets."
Boris, Lord Mayor of Lunnun was quaking in his boots for he had seen on the telly that Dickon was on his way to claim his rightful title.

[Bob Bull]

Say what you like about Lord Bullox, he is nothing if not versatile, not only can he ride a bike....................

[jack bellinger]

Blimey we even got Hank Marvin appearing in our panto,,,

give us a song Hank

Excuse me for being silly but arn,t you meant to SIT on a Bike ???

[Bob Bull]

While their menfolk were busy trying to get elected as Lord mayor of London the ladies of the Oddmog clan gathered together to record their annual Christmas Special.

Step forward Mary, Kate, Sharlie, Michelle & Sue......................
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Oh! Come all ye faithful, Morgans be triumphant, beating those TR2 and MGB's ............................

[Bob Bull]

Meanwhile Tony and Jan gathered their family for the traditional Christmas photo.



Probably the result of too much Cognac.



What has all this got to do with the Pantomime?

Who cares?

[Mary Lindsay]

Now you're being really weird Bob

I suggest you take your medication and then go and have a lie down.

[Bob Bull]

Mary they are merely attempts to provoke some sort of response from the "Iidle Majority' and try and get a few more contributors adding their bit to our production, there is a dearth of talent being displayed here.

Last year we sold 3369 tickets to Treasure Island with 210 contributions stretching over 15 pages, just take a look at today's figures and you will realise we are heading for a financial disaster.

I shall continue to insert items into the script designed to upset as many people as possible with the intention (ie vain hope) that more readers will pick up quill and parchment to air their greviences on the site.

This insertion has had the faces of the original subjects replaced to avoid offence to L.S.




And I do not care a fig (leaf) for any adverse reaction

[Mary Lindsay]

Bob, take a larger dose of your medication - it is clearly not strong enough.

I agree that it is unfortunate the the idle majority have left the diligent few to carry the burden of the entertainment and urge them to get their a***s into gear.

[TonyLees]

a****s? Is that shorthand for Austins? into gear? Geddit! hahahaha

[Robin Singleton]

Bob

There is a recession on...I notice some of your cast can't afford decent costumes

Happy Christmas!

Robin

[Bob Bull]

[quote="Excuse me for being silly but arn,t you meant to SIT on a Bike ???[/quote]


I tried that Jack, but it kept falling over.

Bob

[Bob Bull]

Bob

There is a recession on...I notice some of your cast can't afford decent costumes

Happy Christmas!

Robin

You could be right Robin, we will have to get to the BOTTOM OF IT ............
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Just a thong at twilight
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[Bob Bull]

Oh! I never thought to ask before, is this a family show?