Greggs patie

[peter rafter]

As i shuffled, not without some trepidation, through the dark and dank menacing passages of downtown Sheffield in search of a the lesser spotted lunchtime corned beef=hash pastie, I was regaled with Greggs beloved leader Kim Jung Whiteside on that lickspittle propaganda channel Radio 4 dimsumyoung, espousing his innovative marxist.socialist-peoples strategy for feeding the masses of underprivileged and downtrodden underfed but adoring masses (long life to our beloved and prescient leader) How can it be that the capitalist lackey media downplay this wondrous life changing mantra and dissemble i.e. lunchtime when all reasonable people are suitably sozzled. Why do we permit this? . Where was Commissar Yentob when you ned him?

[Greg Mackie]

"Nobody Knows"...Although you may not be able to see it, I'm holding up a picture of an elephant.

[Bob Bull]

"Nobody Knows"...Although you may not be able to see it, I'm holding up a picture of an elephant.

Hardly of much interest to your UK readers, Greg, however, if you had been holding an actual elephant upside down, then we would probably be anxious to hear more about your feat, meanwhile many here will be really anxious to get further news of your Morgan restoration!!

Pictures and explanations required ASAP please.

Damned cheating Australian Rugby players.

Regards,

Bob.

[Greg Mackie]

Poor old Morgan has made way for my son's Swallow Doretti...temporarily.
https://goo.gl/photos/1B35phjVeLx1M7SY9

What is "Rugby"?

[Bob Bull]

Comrade Piotr your news from the Socialist Republic of Sheffield warms the hearts of your Fellow Travellers here in the Islamic State of Luton.
The privileged masses of this fair town have the advantage of no less then five of Commissar Whiteside's food banks from which to obtain staple foods such as the aforementioned patie, sausage rolls, pizza slices, doughnuts and assorted cream and plain cakes, along with a wide choice of hot and cold beverages.

Naturally the huge profits from these emporiums is spent on expensive sports cars for the High Panjandrums to disport themselves with gay abandon around various parts of the United Kingdom, but these displays of derring do are simply staged for the entertainment of the working classes. Huddle or otherwise.

No doubt that you are preparing for the long winter nights so beloved of Northern Folk, where the arcane practices of the peasants, are cause for bacchanalian orgies while celebrating religious feasts of the Old Gods.

I wonder if there is any truth in the rumour that Greggs is providing the catering for the drivers dinner this year?

Fraternal greetings, from,


President Putin's appointed deputy for Bedfordshire.

[Bob Bull]

Poor old Morgan has made way for my son's Swallow Doretti...temporarily.
https://goo.gl/photos/1B35phjVeLx1M7SY9

What is "Rugby"?

Not much to show for the last six months of ownership Greg, why can't Greg junior mend his own car? I do not know of a race series for Dorettis, Swallows or otherwise. Try to keep your eye on the ball.

Rugby is one of the very few things anybody knows about that Australia is noted for.

Bob.

[Greg Mackie]

Son, David, has not been able to do much on the Doretti since his heart attack a while back. Should be back onto the DHC soon, when I'Morganized.

Hope that's not too hard to Swallow, Bob.

Here's me thinking 'Rugby' was an early American motor car. I now realise it's about men fighting over a [fairly worthless-looking] ball.

G.M.