Chritmas Crackers
Chritmas Crackers
Due to Mrs Bob's injury there was no cracker pulling in the Bull household this year with a resultant lack of awful jokes.
In order to introduce some life into this virtually moribund site, would anyone care to share their own particular 'worst cracker jokes' with us?
While not a cracker joke this one made our Parish Priest laugh last night;
A Chinaman applied for a job on a building site, but the foreman seeing his small frame said, "You would be no good with a pick and shovel, I'll put you in charge of supplies." So off to the store he went. Midway through the morning the foreman decided to check on the him, but when he went into the hut there was no sign of the Chinaman. "Where has the blighter got to?" He wondered when suddenly the Chink jumped out from behind the door and shouted; "Supplies! Supplies!"
Do try and do better.
In order to introduce some life into this virtually moribund site, would anyone care to share their own particular 'worst cracker jokes' with us?
While not a cracker joke this one made our Parish Priest laugh last night;
A Chinaman applied for a job on a building site, but the foreman seeing his small frame said, "You would be no good with a pick and shovel, I'll put you in charge of supplies." So off to the store he went. Midway through the morning the foreman decided to check on the him, but when he went into the hut there was no sign of the Chinaman. "Where has the blighter got to?" He wondered when suddenly the Chink jumped out from behind the door and shouted; "Supplies! Supplies!"
Do try and do better.
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How did the cheese paint his wife ?
He Double Gloucester
From a rainy Alps
He Double Gloucester
From a rainy Alps
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Q. What's E T short for ?
A. Because his legs aren't very long.
A. Because his legs aren't very long.
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Are Morgan drivers to proud to pull crackers, or too shy to repeat the jokes?
Thank you Leigh )and that Aussie bloke)
Thank you Leigh )and that Aussie bloke)
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Sorry Bob, the Morgan lot seem to have gone into hibernation or is it apathy?
Anyway here are some for your collection:
Q: What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
A: Claustrophobia!
Q: What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party?
A: Freeze a jolly good fellow
Q: Why does Santa have three gardens?
A: So he can 'ho ho ho'!
Anyway here are some for your collection:
Q: What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
A: Claustrophobia!
Q: What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party?
A: Freeze a jolly good fellow
Q: Why does Santa have three gardens?
A: So he can 'ho ho ho'!
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Why did the Aussie Cricket Team ask the Bobsliegh Team for advice..............
They wanted to know how to go downhill Quickly !!!!!!!!!!!
They wanted to know how to go downhill Quickly !!!!!!!!!!!
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Why did the rubber chicken cross the road ?
To stretch his legs
Masses of snow now
To stretch his legs
Masses of snow now
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The West Indies Bobsleigh Team ?jack bellinger wrote:Why did the Aussie Cricket Team ask the Bobsliegh Team for advice..............
They wanted to know how to go downhill Quickly !!!!!!!!!!!
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Serves you right.Leigh Sebba wrote:Why did the rubber chicken cross the road ?
To stretch his legs
Masses of snow now
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How many Morgan drivers does it take to change a lightbulb?
One +four.
Why does it take six women with PMT to change a lightbulb?
It just does ALRIGHT!!!!!
One +four.
Why does it take six women with PMT to change a lightbulb?
It just does ALRIGHT!!!!!
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Be careful Bob….. [-X
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If you asked a Bull to change a lightbulb, would he charge ?
If he did...would it be a Bob ?
Hope I haven't given you a bum-steer.
If he did...would it be a Bob ?
Hope I haven't given you a bum-steer.
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What did the kanga rue?
Probably being Australian!
Probably being Australian!
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What do you call an out of control Photographer ???
A loose Canon
What do you call a Sleeping Bull ????
Bull Dozer
A loose Canon
What do you call a Sleeping Bull ????
Bull Dozer