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It must be Panto time!
Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2017 3:23 pm
by Mary Lindsay
With only a few days to go before Christmas we should now commence the annual panto.
Aladdin seems like a good theme:
Once upon a time in a far away land there was a magical lamp, made by Lucas Prince of Darkness. If you were lucky and the battery wasn't flat you could make your way along the road using its dim and yellowish light....
Re: It must be Panto time!
Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2017 3:30 pm
by peter rafter
Lighten our darkness, we beseech thee, O Prince , and by thy great mercy, defend us from all perils and dangers of this night. especially
Re: It must be Panto time!
Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2017 3:39 pm
by john bevan
24 hour racing 2CVs......
Re: It must be Panto time!
Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2017 5:17 pm
by Bob Bull
Where by the flickering light of the oil lamps, a shivering figure pointed his pin hole camera a the 'speeding' (Ha! Ha) Froggie cars, and goggled at the pretty red particles that seemed all around the circuit everywhere at the same time. Meanwhile a lad in tights and a tartan kilt stole away with Uncle Ebeneezer's silverware ................................
Re: It must be Panto time!
Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2017 5:51 pm
by Greg Mackie
Dare I say...Bosh!
Oh, and nearly forgot BAH HUMBUG!
Uncle Scrooge.
Re: It must be Panto time!
Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2017 6:12 pm
by Mary Lindsay
Dare I say...Bosh!
I think you mean Bosch?
And no - don't say it! [-X
Re: It must be Panto time!
Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2017 6:24 pm
by Greg Mackie
Mary Lindsay wrote:Dare I say...Bosh!
I think you mean Bosch?
And no - don't say it! [-X
Absolutely not. And I don't mean Villeroy & Boch, either.
Re: It must be Panto time!
Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2017 6:40 pm
by john bevan
Achtung Herr Bull, said the Grupoenfuhrer. For you,ze jokes are over....
Re: It must be Panto time!
Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2017 9:17 pm
by Mary Lindsay
Ach, zere is alvays a party-pooping fun polizei in ze area.
Ve care not for your vicked lack of ze fun und ze joking
Re: It must be Panto time!
Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2017 10:19 pm
by Bob Bull
Censor; I am fairly certain that Aladdin was neither Australian or German'
Back to the plot; Me no makey (NB Not Mackie) jokey me velly selious fella. Ying Tong Idl I Fo to Mlister Blevin. Classeek tlacks.
Hokey Pokey.
Re: It must be Panto time!
Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2017 10:43 pm
by Greg Mackie
9.
Remember...Many hands make light work. This even applies to Rucas.
Re: It must be Panto time!
Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2017 11:39 pm
by Mary Lindsay
Remember...Many hands make light work. This even applies to Rucas.
Shouldn't that be right work if it applies to Rucas?
Anyway - back to the long forgotten plot...
The Lucas lamp was rubbed by the owner to see if he could make it shine more brightly and a mysterious spirit rose from the lamp.
Re: It must be Panto time!
Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2017 8:52 am
by Bob Bull
nd a mysterious spirit rose from the lamp.
Pleeta lafter, emerged from a cloud of pretty red particles clutching his carbide light sabre, and uttering a complex mathematical formula in a long dead form of Serbo Kraut. Pleesee magic Jeannie make clar glo flaster bi glavity ......
Oh flor anlother plork plie ....
Re: It must be Panto time!
Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2017 12:28 pm
by Mary Lindsay
Pleesee magic Jeannie make clar glo flaster bi glavity ....
The genie looked consideringly at Pleeta and then said:
"Your desire to make your pretty red car go faster is shared by many others also with pretty cars. [-o<
To find the key to this you must visit the magic cave where there are many wizards of this strange art.
They have Techniques and Brands, and can be found near newly planted Elms, there are Thornes on the Track and Classic near the JayBee hives, stand near the cave and shout Will I Am and complete several Revolutions."
Re: It must be Panto time!
Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2017 4:08 pm
by Bob Bull
Is blatant product placement allowed in Pantos?
Me see velly much that new saily shipee bilt by Lee Kee Shipyards.
Loo Cas Lighty no good, one needy a Hella of a licht (One for Simon Scotty).
Aladdin must soon risk all as he enters dark chasm to find Uncky Ebeneezer's magic lamp, and win fair lady's hand.