2008 PANTO SNOW WHITE

[philip goddard]

ramble

[philip goddard]

at last page 10. I'll take Sleepy's advice and go and consult Rumpy Pumpy until the 25th.

Meanwhile, Jack the elf, and Gill went up the hill. He was told to go up with Jill, but misunderstood so set off with his hip flask....and binoculars to look at all the girls on the moon.

[jack bellinger]

There are no girls on the moon ....
It doesnt need tiding up yet..

jack

[jack bellinger]

Why was she called Snow White??


jack

[Mary Lindsay]

There are no girls on the moon ....
It doesnt need tiding up yet..

That obviously means there isn't a man up there yet making it untidy.

Why was she called Snow White??

I have no idea but I am sure that you will tell us..........

[Mary Lindsay]

By the way, are we now going for a record 11 pages of drivel?

[Bob Bull]

I am told that 'the cow jumped over the moon' so there may be SOMETHING that needs clearing up ... Mary!

E-type Fag ...!!!! That's awful.

'Round the Horne' had Rambling Sid Rumpo, folk singers had Rambling Jack Elliot, and Skiffle music had the Ramblers we have Rambling Phil Goddard!!

Page 11! Andy did express the hope we would get reach at least 10 pages, so no need to stop now the Guinness Book of Records beckons.

Talking of the Guinness Book;

Please note the following joke may offend the more puritanical reader,therefore only the broad minded should read on.

Three dwarfs were looking at the Guinness Book of Records when one said look at my hands I must have the smallest hands in the world, I could be in the Guinnss Book of records!
The second dwarf said look at my feet I must have the smallest feet in the World I could be in the Guinness Book of Records!
The third dwarf said look at my willie I must have the smallest willie in the World, I could be in the Guinness Book of Records.

Down to London they went and presented themselves at the GBoR headquarters.
The first dwarf went in and came out all smiles, I have the smallest hands in the World, I'm going to be in the Guinness Book of Records!
The second dwarf went in and he too came out smiling. I've got the smallest feet in the World I'm going to be in the Guinness Book of Records!
The third dwarf went in and he came looking very miserable saying, "Who is this bloke, Jack Bellinger?

Better go now....


Bob

[jack bellinger]

NICE
Bob ..You wouldnt want it on your nose as Walt !!!


jack

[Barry Sumner]

Sleepy with Jack around never
Port – in a storm – do I sense an overseas adventure?

[Mary Lindsay]

Yes Barry, Snow White and the Seven Dwarves all went to sea in a pea green boat, they took some honey and lots of money, wrapped up in a five pound note.

Jack was supposed to be running the outboard motor but fell asleep and Bob was so busy telling risque jokes that he laughed too much and fell over the side.

[Barry Sumner]

At what port did they land?

[Bob Bull]

At what port did they land?

Sandemans?

Sorry Jack, but look on the bright side you can have a good laugh at your friends expense with that 'risque' joke, especially if you tell it to their wife!
I can assure you it goes down big time.

I trust, Mary, that you did not ignore my 'Moral Warning' and actually read on, and are merely assuming that the joke was 'risque'?

I am somewhat confused as to where Snow White is at this point in time. Is she still in a coma? And what of the various dwarfs who appear to have muliplied recently?
Can anyone provide a brief Summery (sic) of events to help me get back on track?

Bob

[Mary Lindsay]

I trust, Mary, that you did not ignore my 'Moral Warning' and actually read on, and are merely assuming that the joke was 'risque'?

Of course.

Can anyone provide a brief Summery (sic) of events to help me get back on track?

I think it will take more than a brief summary or summery to get you back on track Bob!

[Bob Bull]

Good girl Mary, I am pleased you did not read on, but I can tell you the joke is very funny and it upset Jack. Not bad, Hey?

Sorry about the spelling I meant to write 'Sumnery'.

Anyway based on pictorial evidence displayed on this site recently, it might not be me who needs to get back 'on track'.

Round the corner she hurtled, foot stuck firm to the floor,
The back came round, then the poor girl found
She was facing aft not fore.

Across the grass she slithered, and smote the bank quite hard,
The bump she did feel through wings of steel,
Material for this nasty old bard.

I know it's not quite,
to do with Snow White,
But ideas I lack,
To get back on track,


BB

[jack bellinger]

10 Pages over 1000 views !!

Are they all living happy ever after Yet??

jack